The Only Way Out Is Pleasuremaxxing
A new way of life.
The other day I was texting my best friend…while I was in a steamy hot shower…while I was listening to Misery on tape…while I was drinking an icy cold Diet Coke. It felt…like the maximum amount of pleasure I could experience in a twenty minute window.
Pleasuremaxxing, I texted her. Which as a name, I think is rooted in some TikTok microtrends or somethi…
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